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\u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, sturdy, and unapologetically bold — this classic Champion tee carries a cheeky slogan in clean, tall type that reads like a wink to anyone who’s ever leaned into rest days and real talk. The mid-weight cotton holds shape while the tubular knit and double-stitched seams mean this shirt will be a reliable go-to for lounging, low-key hangouts, or noisy days at home. The tag-free neck keeps the back comfortable, and the small Champion “C” on the left sleeve adds a subtle badge of quality. Wear it with relaxed jeans, pajama bottoms, or layered under an open flannel when you want comfort with a little attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton for solid colors (heather blends vary) — breathable mid-weight fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, durable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Twill tape at neck and shoulders to prevent stretching and stabilize fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tag-free neck label and Champion “C” logo on left sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis 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