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The front features a finely detailed grayscale illustration of a chubby baby wearing a bib that reads “CHUNKY NOT JOBLESS,” balanced between vintage charm and modern irony. The medium-weight cotton drape holds the print with clarity, while the tag-free neck and twill-taped shoulders keep the shirt comfortable and stable. 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